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  • I Hope Artie Brings Down FAKEGOD And U2 Glasses !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:55:15 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.222.203)
    It's the best favor he could ever do for Howard in his life. They need to be stopped from ruining lives and radio shows. Go get 'em, Artie. Artie Rules!


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  • FAKEGOD, stay the hell off my board. You and your Stern show status is in question. Please expect to be fired from your precious radio job, FAKEGOD. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:16:08 11/08/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

    FAKEGOD (68.40.67.35):

    "Taping unwanted baggage to your ass doesn't turn you into some instant girl. And given half the chance, Artie would tattoo the bumper on his vehicle with a chunk of your scaly scalp. Totally unhinged dwarf-whore. It's a fucking breeze. I have good goddamn guidance, BrainEater. And your left handed compliment makes me want to slap some dwarf-whore senseless. You want that, too. No use denying it. You torque your pork to the tune of "Brown Is The Lady". Shit! I hate stooping to your level of retarded humor, Girlie. Now "stoop" and let the Good Times Roll! Ignorant dwarf-whore. Wha'?! That's Whack, Dwarf! Too bad you can't edit. Keep running around in circles until that troublesome package finally drops on the floor, Girlie. HomoWhore, sleeping it off >>> (;^O///^^//////^^ BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"


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  • Dan Akroyd Really Believes In Ghosts !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:05:58 11/07/09 Sat (12.65.210.73)
    Dan Akroyd, and his elderly father, Peter, appeared on Coast to Coast with George Noory last week. Dan stayed on the air for the whole overnight show. His father was on most but not all of the show. They both talked about their belief in UFO's and the paranormal. Ghostbusters is real to the Akroyds. There is a possiblilty of Ghostbusters III.


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  • Max Or Maxine? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:57:57 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.140.186)
    How would Artie sign his autograph to me. Only I know for sure. Artie Rules!


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  • What @GOD@ Will Never Do -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:21:03 11/07/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

    Stand outside the Current TV offices in Los Angeles, blaring the Radiohead song "Reckoner" from a boom box, @GOD@ screaming through a megaphone:

    "WHAT ABOUT ME? WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT ME? ME ME ME ME ME ME . . . "

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  • @GOD@ Waking Up in The Fucking Morning Every Goddamn Day -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 10:08:22 11/07/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
    I hate getting up in the morning, because I have to wake up to the fact that I wrote The Little Red Notebook, the greatest collection of writings since 1989, and go about my lame day of bizarro world L.A. bullshit. What's it like to live with the Notebook, without monetary compensation?

    Well first of all, I didn't have a choice of being ripped off by people, as opposed to people getting into the entertainment industry, and expecting to get ripped off. There is that humiliation. Then there's the Clark Kent persona I maintain living in L.A., because I do not have the look of some show business asshole who won a lot of Oscars and Grammys. I am sort of an Artie Lange ordinary being in that way. So when they look at me, they think that I can't do shit, but buy their fucking coffee and lunch for them.

    You will ask, can @GOD@ still write like he did when he was 21, 22 years old? The answer is yes, and I hate that it's true. This is something like Bob Dylan being bothered by his famous musical peers to write more songs such as "Like a Rolling Stone" and "Blowin' in the Wind." The truth is that he still can, and he has a lot of craft and knowledge behind his writing chops, but not only is that boring and not in the time frame of today, no one wants to write the same thing over and over again, unless they're Irving Berlin or The Brill Building.

    The worst thing I have to experience is watching people use my work, and dying because of it. There is no measurement for seeing that kind of dread.

    Anyway, coffee does help.

    Artie Lange will always rule in my book. And so will Howard Stern. I like them.

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  • How Do You Know That Max Is Not Short For Maxine? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:22:36 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)

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  • Max Brown Finally Admits To Being Some Ugly, Dwarf-Whore! -- @GOD@, 17:01:13 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)


    Read the posts below.


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  • Pussy Fever? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:50:36 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
    FAKEGOD & U2 Glasses will never get it.
    COCKSUCKERS!


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  • Well, Bless My Pink Silk Panties !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:41:16 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.225)
    I loves me some Carrie Underwood. Carrie Rules!


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  • Help Requested -- Corky, 23:16:59 11/05/09 Thu (65.191.63.198)
    Years ago, I browsed a Howard Stern board where there was a guy (Mexican I think) that always posted his life story about once per week - he called it the Weekend Report. I think he lived in New York. He seemed to be drifting apart from his wife. Is that guy still around? His stories were kind of funny and they made me feel better about myself. Many thanks.


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  • They Must Be Whipping Themselves Into A Frenzy !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:59:08 11/05/09 Thu (12.64.222.132)
    FAKEGOD and U2 Glasses have been absent from the board for a couple of days. I wonder what they're doing in seclusion. Are they practicing gay sex with each other? I'm sure that they've played grabass with each other, so much in their time together, that it's not practice. Those fags are pros.


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  • I agree with @GOB@, women are only good for RAPE!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:43:27 11/05/09 Thu (65.122.15.169)
    And you can quote me on that.






























































    HEY NOW


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  • Did Artie Attend The World Series? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:08:48 11/05/09 Thu (12.64.66.44)
    I hope he enjoyed himself, if he did go to the games. I'm sure he wishes that his dad were still here to roll him out onto the field, after the game, like he did when the Yankees won The World Series, when Artie was ten years old. Artie has talked about his dad rolling him over, from the stands, out onto the field, while the Yankees celebrated that win. His dad was a good man to do make sure his son got to be that close to his heroes. Artie Rules!


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  • I'm glad Riley Martin is insane. However, he shouldn't have his own show at Sirius. He's a loose cannon and insane. And when he and his staff doesn't get paid, Riley won't read live commercials. Anyway, I like the crazy stuff that happens with him. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 10:53:02 11/05/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

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  • Does Jimmy Kimmel of Jimmy Kimmel Live! call in anonymously to the Stern show? -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 09:48:04 11/05/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

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  • Artie Lange on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 09:01:21 11/05/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    This is a great appearance! I think Hulu has that show online, so I'm going to check it out.


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  • The Yankees win The World Series! Well, that's a good thing. That's Artie's team! -- @GOD@, 23:55:50 11/04/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

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  • A Bee In Artie's Bonnet !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:22:09 11/04/09 Wed (12.64.102.244)
    Has Howard talked to Artie about changing his lifestyle since his D.U.I. conviction? As his employer, Howard can positively influence Artie to give up any destructive behavior by pointing out that it can hurt his career. Howard needs to tell him that he needs Artie to be sober, and drug free, for the show, which also means staying out of trouble so that he won't end up behind bars, when he should be in the studio. He cannot continue to maintain his work as a great artist, while spending his life defending criminal charges and flunking rehab. I'm sure that bit of good advice will put Artie on the right path to a healthy and happy life. He deserves that good life because he is a good man. Artie Rules!


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  • Grady (70.153.129.11) speaks for the Stern show and likes to throw viruses everywhere, and he'll get away with it, because Howard Stern lets him--of course, that's what Grady's brain tells him to do. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:50:26 11/04/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

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  • "Robin quivers would quiver if she experienced the Monster Cock of Mr. Grady Hobbs of Dunlap, Tennessee. Grady has a Large Penis." That's not funny. Maybe you think of yourself as Richard Christy, Grady. Go fuck yourself. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 09:49:54 11/04/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

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  • Palin & Bachman In 2012? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:28:08 11/02/09 Mon (12.65.114.233)
    There is no known plan for this partnership. It is just an idea that came to me that makes sense for Sarah Palin. If Sarah Palin became the first female presidential standard bearer, she could also add Michelle Bachman to her team as her vice-presidential candidate. It would be a double first with females running for both executive offices. Minnesota Congresswoman Bachman is as out-there right-wing as Palin. They could be sisters. Wouldn't it be fun to watch the contest between them and the Obama-Biden team? All kinds of whacked out comments are likely to be made. It might be a train-wreck of a contest, but it would be entertaining in the way professional wrestling is in theatricality.


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  • Watch Out For Dave, Babe !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:51:51 11/02/09 Mon (12.65.24.56)
    The lovely Carrie Underwood appears on the Letterman show tonight. Carrie Rules!


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  • 75.81.104.66, 68.40.67.35, and 64.12.117.6 see themselves as the center of the Howard Stern universe. They must be punished for being strange, racist, and self-important. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 19:51:08 11/02/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)

    Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're the Scoresman, mother fucker. You've got a tattoo. Ronnie Mund is driving to CA to kick your ass, cocksucker., 09:38:25 11/02/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)

    The bears are in the buckwheat and Dickie concerns himself with tone-deaf, C-List celebrities. Such a useless fountain of information, with a manly facial tattoo, needs to work off unsightly flab and unwarranted tension with an hours worth of intense pilates. The self-absorbed curiosity. -- 12:01:39 11/02/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    Ronnie sounds really cheesed, 75. I hope photos are taken while he crushes the head of the Snake. He should have flown, tho'. I could have gotten him a deal with Southwest. -- 13:38:26 11/02/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    Jason Mraz - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHnJGXwr-HU - Stupid! The goddamn hit is over 15 months old. You psychedelic nitwit. -- 12:08:54 11/02/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    Now we know how "SCOUTMASTER 71" gets close to young boys like Jason Mraz and Scott Johnson -- -, 17:24:18 11/02/09 Mon (64.12.117.6)

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  • Dancing With The Stars Tonight !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:23:55 11/02/09 Mon (12.65.24.56)
    Yay!


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  • Alex Ovechkin Out Due To Injury !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:26:18 11/02/09 Mon (12.65.60.216)
    Will it hurt the Caps?


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  • Who Can Deny The Greatness Of Artie? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:47:16 11/02/09 Mon (12.64.128.81)
    Certainly not me.
    Artie Rules!


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  • Who is Jason Mraz? -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 08:22:10 11/02/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)

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  • the boys -- O&A, 08:08:23 11/02/09 Mon (200.201.190.82)
    Stern has apparently been complaining about Sirius quite a bit lately and has mentioned that things are going on that he won't talk about. Maybe management is using the boys to send a message.


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  • Eamon - "Fuck It" -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 04:29:54 11/02/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)

    See I don't know why
    I liked you so much
    I gave you all
    Of my trust

    I told you I loved you
    Now that's all down the drain
    You put me through pain
    I wanna let you know that I feel

    Fuck what I said
    It don't mean shit now
    Fuck the presents
    Might as well throw them out

    Fuck all those kisses
    It didn't mean jack
    Fuck you you ho
    I don't want you back

    You thought you could
    Keep this shit from me
    You're burned, bitch
    I heard the story

    You played me, you even gave him head
    Now you're asking for me back
    You're just another hack
    Look elsewhere because you're done with me

    Fuck what I said
    It don't mean shit now
    Fuck the presents
    Might as well throw them out

    Fuck all those kisses
    It didn't mean jack
    Fuck you you ho
    I don't want you back

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  • 75.81.104.66 is a "rat" of the J.D. - Ronnie feud on The Howard Stern Show. Figures that the rat had something to do with Opie and Anthony. Now they can't expose the rat, because the rat works for both Howard Stern, and Opie and Anthony. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 03:01:25 11/02/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)

    75.81.104.66 the Rat

    **********

    Do you EVER put any thought into these lame ass retorts? A normal person would be embarrassed posting this type of stupidity. Are you really this STUPID? If you responded with "Pork Chops!" it would have been wittier than this dreck. You are truly the King of DUMB. You'll take my advice when I TELL you to take my advice. Or else I'll be wiping you, like dog shit, off my shoes.

    "S & M tactics"? Fucking you in the ass? Holy shit, you are gayer than fuck and exposing yourself, you goddamn narcissist. Who the hell talks like this? Who the fuck assumes (without ANY indication) that other guys want to fuck them in the ass? Only a queer boy who WISHES IT WERE SO. That's you. Deal with it.
    "S & M mistress"? Where the FUCK do you get this? Like I said, you are nothing but a creepy repressed gay guy who'd like to think all men 'want him'. The whole repression thing comes in when he 'turns you down' even though you didn't make ANY indication of making an advancement. Can you say PSYCHO QUEER?

    You EXPLAINED it? "Thinking in the manner of..." is EXPLAINING it? Who would think that I was "thinking in the manner of" if THAT person hadn't explored the subject matter? It certainly never crossed my mind. But, it just POPPED OUT and took over your entire comprehension. That's just sick, you weird piece of shit. I don't NEED to deny anything. I'm not the one who came up with this weird theory you're pushing. What an overactive repressed gay imagination you have.

    No. That's me telling you what to do because you're a SMALL FRY DWARF THAT MINCES AROUND LIKE A PANSY AROUND HERE. S & M was never mentioned (by me). It's how YOU obviously perceive it. Because it's HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE. YOU'RE A SICK FUCK WHO THINKS GUYS BELIEVE YOU'RE A HOT LITTLE BITCH. Just THINKING that shows how repressed you are. Then, shaking off their ill-conceived advances is your way of saying, phew!, I took the 'straight' way out of this. What WEIRD mental gyrations! OF COURSE, you like your version better. It feeds your SICK FANTASY WORLD. SICK FUCK.

    What would YOU know about what is true? You spend your whole GODDAMNED life lying. You've convinced yourself your fantasy world is "truth". You continually convince yourself that the lies you push are "truth". The only person who thinks this is YOU. You just can't stop it. You have no self-control. You're like an alcoholic who hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

    You don't "challenge" me. You LIE to me. There's a big difference. And you're too mentally FUCKED UP to understand it. No wonder you and @DIPSHIT@ started your own Homo Club. You're like a couple of adolescent boys who jack each other off, but have girly magazines handy to prove they're not gay. GET A SHRINK, YOU SELF-DENIER. And it ain't "just because" the two of your post on your own board. I've already gone in detail today and in past over the reasons. You just keep deflecting and denying. Because it's what you do.

    Yes, and apparently Artie rules the Ass of DC, as well. This is what you were fishing for, wasn't it? Fuck you, masochist. You left yourself wide open PURPOSELY for that. You just love the abuse, Wholsie. And, I'm betting you just spit one out, didn't you, sicko? AGAIN, you expose that you want me to fuck you, you goddamned queer. What's the matter with you, boy? You can't control your urges? Get a grip, you little girly man. Listen to this fucker and his sick imagination! If you're reading any of this into what I said, you are DEFINITELY a goddamned queer. And it appears YOU ARE!

    HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN! This is one repressed gay man! He accuses you of 'having a thing for him' and then he brushes you off. Just so he can 'stay safe' in his weird sexuality. What a TWISTED FUCK! And he has NO CONTROL over it. He just keeps doing it over and over again. This clown is so repressed he's ready to explode (watch the sleazy fucker read something into THAT)
    You are one SICK FUCK. I don't have to disprove some wishful thinking on your part. You need to go suck some guy's cock and get it over with. You'll feel better. Just keep me out of your fantasy world. As IF. Keep proving everything I've ever said about you, BITCH.

    You are an IDIOT. I told you to suck some guys cock so you can get over your weird FUCKED UP REPRESSION. So you would stop FANTASIZING about me for once & JUST BE FUCKING DONE WITH IT. And, of course, you continue your little fantasy soap opera with the silly line "Why? Is it something you'd like to watch?" NOBODY WHO ISN'T GAY WOULD EVER SUGGEST THIS. You can't even come to grips with your problem. You're just a repeat offender. Get you to do it with that attitude? So, you're saying if I was friendlier and soft-pedaled it a little bit, you would? I wasn't TRYING to GET YOU TO DO IT, dope. I was telling you it would be in your BEST INTERESTS if you did, because you probably wouldn't be so SEXUALLY FUCKED UP. And you can say you're "straight" all you want. You're "straight" like Larry Craig is "straight". Or any other repressed homo that refuses to admit the truth to themselves.

    GET A SHRINK, YOU INSIPID LOSER. I think you're probably hopeless, but some shrink is bound to take you on as a 'project'. ^^Translation: Last post! Last post! I have OCD and since I have last post, I win! I don't have to listen to anything you said! Nyah-nyah-nyah!^^ You are such a loser and a first class douchette. You're just looking for material to jack-off to now. You're so sick you masturbate to the written word of other guys from this board. Remember the thread you started earlier in the year asking what other guys on the board masturbate to, SICKO? Go ahead and take the last post to prove everything I've said about you. OCD is only a small portion of your mental problems.

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  • Artie Rules The Ass Of Hollywood !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:23:49 11/01/09 Sun (12.65.30.236)
    Oscar belongs to Artie.
    Artie Rules!


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